Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Funny adult joke!

 Do not hold back jet
a cave to sleep tonight!
ants have two brothers, was a gust of wind blew careless girl's underwear!
brother: lawn it!
next day, my brother got mad and said: ! I decline, one night two large stone hit I stop! Miss go to the hospital emergency room! Anti-vice team raids until the bath Square!
normalizing the business at this time, Miss, so he hurried into the private parts hidden money! After
anti-vice, Miss rushed to the hospital emergency withdrawals.
wipe side pant side doctor, said:
rural Yan Fu's report!
a rural Yanfu to the local police station: That Anke did not see black, but must be a novice. The.
wife is not interested!
return voyage a sailor, it is hold back too long, rushed to see his wife go out into her! But the wife is not interested in
! Then his wife said: Huoqi Da, hemorrhoids faults and committed!
sister and her husband up yet?
morning, get ready for school Xiao Ming!
asked her mother out the door, said: a do? , how you been asking this question today? a.
I can not undress in front of you!
beautiful female patient doctor, said:
doctor said: clothing should be placed where?
less disgrace here!
a couple is intimate, the woman suddenly jumped out of bed!
ran into the kitchen, grabbed a handful from the meter tank meters, spread to the men who came back!
woman angrily scolded: Four female nurses masterpiece! Four female nurses decided to make fun of what arrogant eccentric doctor.
few days later, four nurses together to talk about their
first nurse said: and painting a false, no matter to whom body temperature, the thermometer always shows 49 degrees. children. We must revenge! Pharaoh'm back, and saw his wife with the neighbor's husband Simo together.
angry knock on his door next door to the neighbor's wife, said:
said, neighbors pull Pharaoh put his wife into the room, began to close up!
Soon, the two lying in bed, a few minutes later, neighbors said his wife:
wife asked when the fifth neighbor in retaliation, the Pharaoh rickety stand up and say: Impotence new law Jj is not big enough for a buddy has been no peace!
day, this man saw an ad: There is such a wonderful thing! Then rushed to the post office money!
a week after the goods, open the packaging look,
angry lady
three together to find out Miss!
A said:
for a while, prostitutes come out like crazy hair and roared:

So what makes you crazy wife what?
bar, a few brothers in the chat.
Li asked: husband's guess
night, his wife could not sleep, sitting in bed tamper with hands and feet!
suddenly grabbed her husband's small JJ, while tic!
husband take the hint, Bian Yu off his wife's clothes.
seeing his wife, was furious: / p>
put a gun to someone else husband and wife!
Couple playing mahjong partner, to discuss his wife's beautiful cue!
cards, the wife suddenly split thigh, her husband see the busy out of eighty! The results put a gun to someone else!
understand her husband!
the wrath of his wife shouted: Director of women in the village! A village there was a sudden murder, a nameless man whose body was found, the villagers who do not know.
police decided to take off the deceased's clothes, so the village people recognizable.
a woman came to watch, said:
and over one woman said:
more and more people, then, the village women's director came over and looked, said:
Do not see for yourself! A young man to urinate, could not find the toilet, then after the show like the wire rod to urinate!
is just security guard saw the old lady, old lady snapped loudly: Are swollen still laughing A man went to a doctor, the doctor asked the woman what happened?
man said:
female doctors did not hold back, not just funny!
man angrily: Self a boyfriend! There are two girls in the dormitory to chat.
One girl told her roommate, said: selfish it? How a nurse? Comedy! Contraceptive measures taken by the couple, the day his wife told him,
but accidentally fell in a condom, sir, to find out a chopstick, mired to accidentally fall into the chopsticks!
10 months after the child was born!
delivery room scream, how the President asked the nurse? !
nurse staring eyes, said: A man traveled to Thailand, met in a bar a beauty!
they feel compatibility, so he went to open the house.
some clouds and rain, the woman would hand playing with his little brother!
man asked: Girlfriend on the body profile picture! A beautiful pattern on their belly bulge of the most idol Andy Lau!
her boyfriend very much like to see the effect of grain up!
So beautiful pants off to him!
after watching her boyfriend, flew into a rage.





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