Monday, May 30, 2011

2011, the sentence just listed , are passed crazy!

! ! !---- 2011, the sentence just listed all turn crazy!
1, do not call after breaking miss miss, called Fanjian

2, the goods have expiration date, when people look tired. You are in me, can 牛逼 when
3, small birds, can it play the whole sky is indeed 4, not obsessed brother, sister in law is legendary
5, my life that I could not help the heavens, I want to destroy my day off
6, the world's most useless thing is to pay slips, looked angry, bottoms too small.
7, talent and genius was only a single Therefore, talent is fine, but genius is always a bit II.
8, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
9, I'm embarrassed to grab you, how do you have the nerve to steal it?
10, my heart is broken too, and holding out with like dumplings.
11, or a good mix of ancient, can be cut off when the civil servants.
12, since mental illness, my spirit was much better!
13, the greatest cup: But old age, bald hero.
14, the so-called beauty, cosmetics, mostly slaves.
15, can not Because, we have the holidays, you put me as a festival before.
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17. travel is to stay tired from his place to someone else tired of the place to stay.
18, not the lonely, who is with me.
19, can be robbed of love, then it's no love.
20, are allowed to be called the era of squandered youth
21, do have a conscience of men, women looking for a temperament.
22, I'm nostalgic because I do not see the future.
23, is not afraid to drink dichlorvos, afraid openings Enjoy a pleasant surprise more than a bottle!
14, something Ben subject directly, do not take your ignorance, challenge my blacklist.
15, said silence is golden. is not silent for a long time there will be a lot of gold ah?
16, inferior surface, cover inner metamorphosis.
17, tears are a gift you sent me, the address is not very happy.
18, a person, treat yourself; two people, treat each other
19, Carousel is the most brutal game, there is the eternal pursuit of the distance to each other! 20, and then tired, put your boat tied to the grass by the arrows to go.
21, some people like this, they are maggots all over the world to think that is a big bog.
22, regret the things I do, I only do things you regret.
23, the earth is in motion, a person will not always be in a bad position
24, fifty cents and fifty cents is the happiest because they make up a piece.
25, can not hold the sand, So Young it
26, not afraid of debt collection is a hero, afraid of debt is really poor!
27, who can not be too square, not too round, a wounding one will lead people away from you, so people should elliptical!
28, ads look good, suddenly jumped out a TV series.
29, you are not a cactus, why so strong.
30, I am not a descendant of the rich! But I do wealthy ancestors!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

R

Marched today r. pigs , measured from the Renmin Road South area to the north Heights Road , the entire river length of approximately seven kilometers , through the Jinan-Qingdao , this is not the project have been living , is the urban construction archives hardcore , and Dry chant , after all, is the party people ...

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Super funny !

Excuse for poor performance ! !

Health is the soul of the Chinese people died.
want me to learn English it is not possible.
failed English because I love my country.
failed math that is my character. I do not pass the prominent language
character.


defy physics so because they believe Jesus is so offensive because they believe

For the love of family history, so ignore the geographical



If a student fails the exam, it can not blame them for the following reasons:

1. Weekend: Sunday, 52 year, there are 52 × 2 = 104 days of rest days, net of these days, 261 days a year only
;
2. Winter and summer vacations: year about two months is a very cold not very hot, which led to not go to school, so less time for summer vacation 60 days a year only 201 days < br>
3. Statutory holidays throughout the year accounted for 10 days, after taking only one year of 191 days

4. Sleep 8 hours a day, accounted for 122 days a year, net of only 69 days after the

5. A half-hour each day to eat, eat snacks, eat fruit of time, accounted for 23 days, so buckle down, leaving only 46 days a year

6. 1 hour of game time per day, representing a year for 15 days, after taking only one year after the 31 days

7. Communication time of 1 hour per day, representing a year for 15 days, after taking only 16 days one year after the

8 . Go to the movies, shopping or other activities, accounting for 10 days a year, minus 6 days after the rest of the year

9. Estimated 5 days a year sick, then only one day a year to the

10. Is this day, or your own birthday

ask so little reading time, students pass the exam, how can it?