Super funny !

Excuse for poor performance ! !

Health is the soul of the Chinese people died.
want me to learn English it is not possible.
failed English because I love my country.
failed math that is my character. I do not pass the prominent language
character.


defy physics so because they believe Jesus is so offensive because they believe

For the love of family history, so ignore the geographical



If a student fails the exam, it can not blame them for the following reasons:

1. Weekend: Sunday, 52 year, there are 52 × 2 = 104 days of rest days, net of these days, 261 days a year only
;
2. Winter and summer vacations: year about two months is a very cold not very hot, which led to not go to school, so less time for summer vacation 60 days a year only 201 days < br>
3. Statutory holidays throughout the year accounted for 10 days, after taking only one year of 191 days

4. Sleep 8 hours a day, accounted for 122 days a year, net of only 69 days after the

5. A half-hour each day to eat, eat snacks, eat fruit of time, accounted for 23 days, so buckle down, leaving only 46 days a year

6. 1 hour of game time per day, representing a year for 15 days, after taking only one year after the 31 days

7. Communication time of 1 hour per day, representing a year for 15 days, after taking only 16 days one year after the

8 . Go to the movies, shopping or other activities, accounting for 10 days a year, minus 6 days after the rest of the year

9. Estimated 5 days a year sick, then only one day a year to the

10. Is this day, or your own birthday

ask so little reading time, students pass the exam, how can it?