Monday, January 10, 2011

Why do I got the flu - a pig's readme (to)

 Why do I got the flu - a pig's readme (to)
first to say I'm sorry, I will give you trouble. Because of the reasons I do a Mexico, the United States and other countries panic, you would have faced a serious economic crisis , I played a sneeze you dizzy, give you the economic crisis worse, really I have a fever of a global flu ah!
me my Chinese name ruffian brother, the English called pig, there are Men in China life experience --- he is a prominent representative of his brother's apprentice --- Tang Dynasty King Pig.
Men born to curse us to meet the side of the stupid side of bingeing Men of human needs. Twenty years ago Men Men in accordance with the laws of illness and death, with the arrival of the commodity economy, the living environment of Men are not so in the past, I always live in a pig pen, but when most thirty-five together. that carefree days when the flies are, when to get up to when to get up, really go to bed whenever he woke up, running, leg cramps go, ah, really want to eat eat, sleep sleepy, I am the master site !
do not know when the owner learned to maximize the benefits in accordance with the principles of market farming Men, and have been able to run 1000 meters per day Anhai, do 50 push-ups, sometimes to the house next door to look for a small bachelor mother Pig flirting, now these days, and all to the Men in solitary confinement, the more I suck is already used to live in the Bedroom, and now suddenly dozens of pigs, the body endure physical exercise Ding Ding, a pig We frown deflation, which was just like in the city like the crowded bus, the only difference the car is not a thief. like running, push-ups, etc. can only stay in the beautiful memories, in order to prevent waste of food intake Men activities, unethical The owner also fed every day --- for Men Men sleeping pills to sleep, sleeping pills, sleeping every day, I do not waist pain (do not do push-ups and the reason), the legs do not ache (no longer running a). every day halo heavy sleep, wake up before I saw a bowl full of feed. hey, eat really nauseated, but all the taste does not change the past, farmers can go eat a few mouthfuls of Bobo Tian ground organic green food can only stay in the memory.
most so I feel bad that some of the brothers --- taking away the power of all of the castrated, leaving only that looks like a fat head and big developers like guy ear sex organs retained. really unfair, in fact, that big fat guy from the beginning of every night complains domineering body that does not break, now sows were not interested, you want the emperor ah feel upset sometimes I do not know who is raped --- Who. can trick his master now, and let him out a week before breeding time, Americans now eat since the invention of Viagra, that guy would like to do every day That thing, breeding more often, the owner of the income up, but this man's physique is not three months down the ----- on its last legs, Chu Laihun always has, ah! more serious is that guy offspring fitness is less than it! really a nest as a nest ah, but collapse under the dead sow also romantic mischief ah!
Men can not stand is the best medicine: just born to eat, every few days to eat, eat all the sick not sick, what anti-diarrhea, anti-mycoplasma chlamydia, various anti-virus, anti-hyperthermia Toxoplasma pleurisy respiratory edema, etc., is nothing to take medicine, you are not a human only medication you sick, sick, disease-Men Men have to eat, Men can stand it. to take medicine also are called Men are the rule not the control. I Pooh! I did able-bodied, As more medicine, and made like I was depressed as the other pigs, but in fact the final analysis to Men disorder medication because you lazy - lazy than Men also, Men --- not to personalize health care, but across the board!
most intolerable is the time for Men Men fraternal brothers dedicated to eat lean, do not know what the guy invented something unethical, eat it and it got a bad heart, blood vessels in the whole body feels burst is different, some brothers want to kill myself at that time pay the price, but there is no condition of suicide, really rather die than live, ah, a few days lost a lap brothers --- much less body fat, so that the host is said to be Baan They sell more tens of dollars, loss of self-serving pig ah!!
there, really, really can not stand me my brothers a lot of glory can not be a decent individual unscrupulous traders in the I when the brother of the end of life so that they may not ---- to the heart of good death in their irrigation, irrigation is not online to the esophagus is not irrigation but the most painful place to irrigation, because irrigation to the heart can be quickly reached in all parts of the body, dirty water to sell pork Price ah! miserable pig Road ah no!!!
the flu is just a warning to you God only, not only to treat their own humanity, but also to treat other creatures, pug's mouth can not express the sadness pig! hope that the world can live in peace, even an ant has its own dignity of life, God has its own laws of nature, contrary to it will be punished!

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